Greetings and good day. Today's operation is as follows:
- On April 20th, Petty Officer Short Stuff (Mom) accompanied by Petty Officer Crazy Locks (Dad) will execute Operation ES. The prime objective is to deliver a survival package to Sergeant Redhot, Corporal Good Lookn' and Specialist Kimchi.
- The top secret package will be put together by Sergeant Major Lift Kit (Dave), First Sergeant Rookie Mom (Karalee), and Private Smiles (Baby Dawson); and will include camouflage clothing, chocolate, chocolate and more chocolate. It will also include a tactical map of the Settlers of Catan.